Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Ah, video store life is interesting. I have found that there is a procedure for renting video store porn.
Step 1. Locate the porn. Spend next 15 minutes walking up and down the aisle occasionally glancing over at the titles to make your decision.
Step 2. Go and grab a new release.
Step 3. Go and grab 2 weeklies.
Step 4. Quickly walk past the porn snatching and then concealing your pick in between your other choices.
Step 5. Give your choices to the 15 year old video store girl.
Step 6. Take videos home.
Step 7. ...
Step 8. Come into my store.
Step 9. Give me a large opaque bag with the titles all the time looking at your feet.
If you're going to be ashamed about renting porn, get it off the net like the rest of us do!
This has been a community announcement from Andrew :)
Step 1. Locate the porn. Spend next 15 minutes walking up and down the aisle occasionally glancing over at the titles to make your decision.
Step 2. Go and grab a new release.
Step 3. Go and grab 2 weeklies.
Step 4. Quickly walk past the porn snatching and then concealing your pick in between your other choices.
Step 5. Give your choices to the 15 year old video store girl.
Step 6. Take videos home.
Step 7. ...
Step 8. Come into my store.
Step 9. Give me a large opaque bag with the titles all the time looking at your feet.
If you're going to be ashamed about renting porn, get it off the net like the rest of us do!
This has been a community announcement from Andrew :)
Comments:
step 1: walk into the store and ask the store assisstants: "wheres the porn section?"
step 2: locate and select copy and take to counter.
step 3: ask store assisstants at counter whether they have seen it and whether its any good.
step 4: umm and arr about the selection with the store attendents before taking it back to the shelves and re-selecting.
step 5: choose new title and take up to counter.
step 6: take home and....
step 7: return and try and get a refund (the whole dollar) because it wasnt that good.
step 2: locate and select copy and take to counter.
step 3: ask store assisstants at counter whether they have seen it and whether its any good.
step 4: umm and arr about the selection with the store attendents before taking it back to the shelves and re-selecting.
step 5: choose new title and take up to counter.
step 6: take home and....
step 7: return and try and get a refund (the whole dollar) because it wasnt that good.
what i do when i rent porn
1. leave the video store
2. go to andrews house
3. stick a burnable cd into his hardrive
4. download quality porn
5. walk away as his computer moans for no reason when its just me and his mum in the room
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1. leave the video store
2. go to andrews house
3. stick a burnable cd into his hardrive
4. download quality porn
5. walk away as his computer moans for no reason when its just me and his mum in the room
