Sunday, December 25, 2005
So here I am. Another christmas party for the Bongiorno family. Dad gets out of the car. Farts almost immediately, kind of like he's establishing his territory. Inside the house we go. 'Hi', I dodge a kiss, 'sorry, yes, sick'. Cough (just so they know that I really am sick). A couple of new faces. Not sure who they are. After a few times walking around the room I've heard the words 'Devine', 'sushi', and 'wholegrain'. From the other side of the room I hear my uncle say 'I love prawn' a couple of shocked looks then a few chuckles. It's going to be one of those nights. Merry Christmas. *Cough*
Thursday, December 22, 2005
"That's just how the lifeline is divided!"
Another year is drawing to a close. What have we learnt?
- $3 pasta isn't really as good a you thought it was when you were off your face.
- When you're drunk on St. Patricks day, don't try and walk down stairs.
- If somebody you don't like calls you, just act drunk and sound like you're at a crazy party.
- Walking down Claredon street with an over-sized traffic cone on your head is a bad idea if you want to stay upright.
- If you're in Bendigo waiting for taxi's, don't go to the toilet unless you like waiting in the rain for 20 minutes for people to come back and get you.
- If you see a fight start in the Odeon nightclub, step back a couple of metres before continuing to watch.
- Some European people aren't friendly.
- All Swiss people are hot. (Thereby also some Swiss people are nice).
- Don't fight with people you love when you're drunk. You won't make sense and will probably fall asleep halfway through.
- Always watch out for trucks. Especially ones from bedding companies.
- Don't take any crap from customers. You're paid to work, not make people feel good for their petty lives.
- You can learn a lot from cartoons.
- Parents leaving their kids in your store are the incarnation of evil.
- Kath & Kim are breathing life back into Aussie television.
- Put a $2.95 sticker on it and people will buy anything.
- Tupperware isn't just for women, really. I swear.
I want a Vespa. Now
Another year is drawing to a close. What have we learnt?
- $3 pasta isn't really as good a you thought it was when you were off your face.
- When you're drunk on St. Patricks day, don't try and walk down stairs.
- If somebody you don't like calls you, just act drunk and sound like you're at a crazy party.
- Walking down Claredon street with an over-sized traffic cone on your head is a bad idea if you want to stay upright.
- If you're in Bendigo waiting for taxi's, don't go to the toilet unless you like waiting in the rain for 20 minutes for people to come back and get you.
- If you see a fight start in the Odeon nightclub, step back a couple of metres before continuing to watch.
- Some European people aren't friendly.
- All Swiss people are hot. (Thereby also some Swiss people are nice).
- Don't fight with people you love when you're drunk. You won't make sense and will probably fall asleep halfway through.
- Always watch out for trucks. Especially ones from bedding companies.
- Don't take any crap from customers. You're paid to work, not make people feel good for their petty lives.
- You can learn a lot from cartoons.
- Parents leaving their kids in your store are the incarnation of evil.
- Kath & Kim are breathing life back into Aussie television.
- Put a $2.95 sticker on it and people will buy anything.
- Tupperware isn't just for women, really. I swear.
I want a Vespa. Now
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
It puts the lotion on its skin.
I need to learn how to draw. Well, I'm not sure you can actually learn that sort of thing.
Anybody else seen all this crap thats happening up in Sydney the past few days? What is happening? Are we turning into America or something? Want my opinion? Both sides are stupid. Throughout history the same old bullshit has kept on happening. One group of people hating another group of people just because they're different. I say if you're going to dislike someone, dislike them for who they are within themselves, not for where they come from or what they look like.
Oh well.
I need to learn how to draw. Well, I'm not sure you can actually learn that sort of thing.
Anybody else seen all this crap thats happening up in Sydney the past few days? What is happening? Are we turning into America or something? Want my opinion? Both sides are stupid. Throughout history the same old bullshit has kept on happening. One group of people hating another group of people just because they're different. I say if you're going to dislike someone, dislike them for who they are within themselves, not for where they come from or what they look like.
Oh well.
Monday, December 12, 2005
So Very Sunburnt.
If I could detach my shoulders I would. I'm in a lot of pain. On the other hand every thing else in my life is going pretty good.
Except I need to pee.
Can't have everything, eh?
If I could detach my shoulders I would. I'm in a lot of pain. On the other hand every thing else in my life is going pretty good.
Except I need to pee.
Can't have everything, eh?
