Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Ah, video store life is interesting. I have found that there is a procedure for renting video store porn.
Step 1. Locate the porn. Spend next 15 minutes walking up and down the aisle occasionally glancing over at the titles to make your decision.
Step 2. Go and grab a new release.
Step 3. Go and grab 2 weeklies.
Step 4. Quickly walk past the porn snatching and then concealing your pick in between your other choices.
Step 5. Give your choices to the 15 year old video store girl.
Step 6. Take videos home.
Step 7. ...
Step 8. Come into my store.
Step 9. Give me a large opaque bag with the titles all the time looking at your feet.
If you're going to be ashamed about renting porn, get it off the net like the rest of us do!
This has been a community announcement from Andrew :)
Step 1. Locate the porn. Spend next 15 minutes walking up and down the aisle occasionally glancing over at the titles to make your decision.
Step 2. Go and grab a new release.
Step 3. Go and grab 2 weeklies.
Step 4. Quickly walk past the porn snatching and then concealing your pick in between your other choices.
Step 5. Give your choices to the 15 year old video store girl.
Step 6. Take videos home.
Step 7. ...
Step 8. Come into my store.
Step 9. Give me a large opaque bag with the titles all the time looking at your feet.
If you're going to be ashamed about renting porn, get it off the net like the rest of us do!
This has been a community announcement from Andrew :)
