In Moderation

"That's just how the lifeline is divided!"

Another year is drawing to a close. What have we learnt?

- $3 pasta isn't really as good a you thought it was when you were off your face.
- When you're drunk on St. Patricks day, don't try and walk down stairs.
- If somebody you don't like calls you, just act drunk and sound like you're at a crazy party.
- Walking down Claredon street with an over-sized traffic cone on your head is a bad idea if you want to stay upright.
- If you're in Bendigo waiting for taxi's, don't go to the toilet unless you like waiting in the rain for 20 minutes for people to come back and get you.
- If you see a fight start in the Odeon nightclub, step back a couple of metres before continuing to watch.
- Some European people aren't friendly.
- All Swiss people are hot. (Thereby also some Swiss people are nice).
- Don't fight with people you love when you're drunk. You won't make sense and will probably fall asleep halfway through.
- Always watch out for trucks. Especially ones from bedding companies.
- Don't take any crap from customers. You're paid to work, not make people feel good for their petty lives.
- You can learn a lot from cartoons.
- Parents leaving their kids in your store are the incarnation of evil.
- Kath & Kim are breathing life back into Aussie television.
- Put a $2.95 sticker on it and people will buy anything.
- Tupperware isn't just for women, really. I swear.

I want a Vespa. Now